Sunday, February 17, 2008

Spiderman is a chronic masturbator!!!

He's a web shooter. He shoots his web to get around, to stop bad guys, to make Christmas decorations...

You get the idea.

Color me impressed! Spiderman is the most public masturbator I have ever had the opportunity to be introduced to! PLUS, it combines my two and comics! 

Ok, here's the deal...I was just tooling along, looking at some internet sites, and I saw this:

Others in the room immediately informed me of the, ahem, meaning behind the whole "web-slinging" phenomenon. And my world was changed forever. 

And they say comics have no relevant topics...