Sunday, February 17, 2008

Spiderman is a chronic masturbator!!!




He's a web shooter. He shoots his web to get around, to stop bad guys, to make Christmas decorations...

You get the idea.

Color me impressed! Spiderman is the most public masturbator I have ever had the opportunity to be introduced to! PLUS, it combines my two faves...sex and comics! 

Ok, here's the deal...I was just tooling along, looking at some internet sites, and I saw this:


Others in the room immediately informed me of the, ahem, meaning behind the whole "web-slinging" phenomenon. And my world was changed forever. 

And they say comics have no relevant topics...