Ok, I had this great idea about how I would do an article about all the lunar eclipse/sex stuff out there. How the eclipse make people RAAAAAAAAAANDY, baby! How they're doin' it left and right, up and down.
What did I find?
That I was thinking about the full moon, not a lunar eclipse...
Duh, Elizabeth, duh.
Turns out, that MOST cultures view the lunar eclipse as a bad, BAD omen.
Bad nooky mojo.
In India, couples won't touch each other during an eclipse. It's considered such bad luck that they stay in seperate rooms.
Now, if they'd just jump a qick flight and head to Tahiti, they could get it on.
In Tahitian culture, an lunar eclipse is considered sun/moon nooky, and therefore good luck.
And that's all I've got on the subject.
WAIT
There's a little more.
Not in the mood tonight? Repeat after me.
"Not tonight, honey. I have a lunar eclipse"
Use it now, kids. You can't use that again till 2010...
