Monday, March 31, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
That's right folks!
Shawnee Mission Schools Spring Break is over, which means my family hat comes off, and back to the sex salt mines i go! Which means
- Back to that daily blogging
- New store hours (call before you come, so we can help you come!)
- My schoolwork resumes (Yeeeeehaw!)
- And I finally can get to that backlog of questions that has been piling up in my account!!!
wait for it....
Thanks for ALL the support. I am overwhelmed at how warmly and widely received I have been throughout the metro.
You all rock!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Fertility Rites and Spring!
Eliot Spitzer and paying for it!
All this and much much more on 90.1, KKFI TODAY at 10:30!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Q: In honor of St. Patrick's day... What's the origin of the whole "Kiss me I'm Irish" thing?
A: It's a pretty simple answer, really.
This is the Blarney Stone:
If you kiss it, it's supposed to bring you luck. And if you can't get to the blarney stone, an Irish person is supposedly the next best thing
this is a (my imaginary) person that works at Blarney castle:
Supposedly, they pee on the stone before the tourists arrive as a joke.
this is urolagnia:
It's when people like to pee, or be peed on, or consume pee for non-medical reasons. And yes, there are people who like to drink pee for theraputic purposes.
Now, of course how you celebrate today is up to YOU, but always remember sometimes an Irish person is just an Irish person. And sometimes a stone covered in pee is a fetishists dream come true.
HAPPY St. PATRICK'S DAY!!!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Welcome to my weblog.
in the upper left-hand corner, you'll notice a place where you can ask many a question anonymously.
And here is where I will answer them publicly.
Don't worry, you're safe here.
It's what I do.
And if you want more, I'll be on KKFI 90.1 this Wednesday at 10:30 with Mark Manning to discuss sex and spring. You can find my whole schedule on the Wink calendar.
Never be afraid to ask.
Q: So elizabeth, just what CAN you make dildos out of???
A. Oh, christ. this is gonna be a long'un. In the interest of time (and in honor of Dr. Seuss' b-day) we will make this list as a rhyme.
Strap in kids:
Dildo, Dildo can I make?
Out of clay I want to bake?
Can I make my next toy?
For myself, my girl or boy?
Dildo dildo can I make? Can I make it out of cake?
No, no cake! Cake is wrong,
And would have you singing a sad, sad song!
Cake has sugar and lots of bread
And a yeast infection is on the road ahead!
food is tasty food is good
But a dildo NEVER should
Include snacks for dinner, snacks for lunch…
Just about anything you might munch!
But homemade dildos can be fun,
Not just for you, but everyone!
Dildos made of smooth, smooth stone,
Will make you happy
dildos can be made of wood,
beware of splinters!
That ain’t good!
But as long as wood is sealed,
That smooth surface might make you reel!
Dildos can be made of warm and fuzzy things
Just be careful of loose strings
and tie up any loose ends
losing stuff in an orifice is not your friend.
So have some fun! Be creative!
Just try to follow this advice
Be prudent, bacteria free
And imagine what feels nice!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
So, it turns out my mom reads this blog.
Everyone say hi!
Oh, and she also got me a subscription to the Sunday New York Times. I have a minor addiction to 6.50 papers where the crossword takes me a week to figure out. I suppose it's better than crack...
And here I was, just reading through the New York Times Magazine from a few weeks ago(I'm a little behind), and what do I see????
An article on poly-lifestyles
Ok, not a whole article, but there it was, in the freaking New York Times Sunday Magazine, the one with little kids jumping up and down on the cover.
A little tidbit about the current president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy,
his super-hot wife Carla Bruni,
and her little comment about monagamy, polyandry, poligamy, and polygny. They forgot polyamory, but we'll forgive them.
Let's define some terms...
Monagamy= 1 person committed to another person, regardless of gender
Polygamy= A man OR woman who marries more than one man or woman (depending on the country...)
Polyandry= the one up above
(One woman, many men)
Polygyny= the one over there (one man,
Polyamory=Means many loves. You love more than one person, or your group consists of many people in love.
And all this can be learned in the NYT on a Sunday between 29 across and 3 down!
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Saturday, March 1, 2008
This weekend will be a little insane, plus I'm researching the MOST interesting question for later this weekend. So until I can get away and back to the land of the connected, here's what I've got:
KC magazine is having their big "best of" nominations, and WINK's decided to run in the best boutique category! I think it would make quite the statement to even get the nomination, and show Kansas City for the awesomely sex-positive place it is!
WINK gets nothing except a plaque on the wall, and our undying appreciation!
You can vote HERE.
2. I've confirmed 4 more dates on Mark Manning's amazing radio show! (I will hotlink when I get home) Make sure to listen for the following shows,
March 19-spring is in the air! Sex and spring(you can call in!)
April 2-songs that changed my life. A collaborative project, and I am one of many who will contribut MY song and the story behind it.
April 5- KKFI funddrive! I'll be on there talking about money, sex and power!
May 3-WINK and Mark Manning Present:The Tenth Voice- Not Afraid to Ask, the radio show! So save you're hardest questions to call in may 3rd!
So, I hope you all are out enjoying the weather, and if not, drop on by and see Katie and me @ Wink today till 9!
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