I'm IN

I am now the official research fellow for Minnesota 2020!

Which means I can stop stressing and start unpacking!

I am SO excited!

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Elizabeth on KKFI, the sequel!!

Hey kids...

Been wondering where I've been all your lives?

Or, at least for the last 2 months?

Join me at 1:30 pm TOMORROW on KKFI.

That's 90.1 to you on the dial. 

We've got stories, we've got questions to answer...

And you all HAVE to meet Summer Terhune. 

See you all there!

Almost done!

I am trapped in a box, about to be up and out of here! For those of you who don't know what's going on, I am relocating, and currently live in a house without internet access. It's practically the dark ages! And to save my thumbs, I have tried to not do THIS too much.

But as of this weekend, that's all over.

Minneapolis.

Internet access.

The whole kaboodle!

But WINK lives on. Starting next week, the store is open with regular hours, smart staff, and prodigious product!

WINK found some fairy godparents, and I still get to be the sexologist! I will be back every 8 weeks for workshops, to host parties, and be around.

I will also be on KKFI on occasion

Like this Saturday @ 130 PM. 90.1 baby...

SO, it's all happening.

It's all good.

And no one can live without the internet anymore for more thana week!

See you all on the other side!
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I'm ALIVE!

And too busy to think straight!

Or bi.

Kids, don't get a Phd. Ever. It's the level of hell Dante forgot to warn us about.

I'm backlogged about a million questions, so a lovely friend of mine got me a video camera that downloads right to the blog.

Interactive AND informative! As soon as I can start thinking for myself and stop citing sources for material, i'm on it.

And by it I mean this blog.

Apologies all around.
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All good hospital vacations must come to an end!

remember kids,

Colds are sometimes colds.

Colds are sometimes flus.

Flu's may end you up in the hospital on fluids if you're not careful. 

Don't ever underestimate the power of a common cold. 

Back to work tomorrow afternoon! 

Spring break be gone!

That's right folks!

Shawnee Mission Schools Spring Break is over, which means my family hat comes off, and back to the sex salt mines i go! Which means

• Back to that daily blogging
• New store hours (call before you come, so we can help you come!)
• My schoolwork resumes (Yeeeeehaw!)
• And I finally can get to that backlog of questions that has been piling up in my account!!!

SO, I will see everyone here, for the daily fun starting....

wait for it....

NOW!

Thanks for ALL the support. I am overwhelmed at how warmly and widely received I have been throughout the metro.

You all rock!

Elizabeth on Mark Manning's Mid-day Medley TODAY!!

10:30 am

Fertility Rites and Spring!

Eliot Spitzer and paying for it!

All this and much much more on 90.1, KKFI TODAY at 10:30!

What do YOU want to do to the Irish??

Q: In honor of St. Patrick's day... What's the origin of the whole "Kiss me I'm Irish" thing?

A: It's a pretty simple answer, really.

This is the Blarney Stone:

If you kiss it, it's supposed to bring you luck. And if you can't get to the blarney stone, an Irish person is supposedly the next best thing

this is a (my imaginary) person that works at Blarney castle:

Supposedly, they pee on the stone before the tourists arrive as a joke.

this is urolagnia:

It's when people like to pee, or be peed on, or consume pee for non-medical reasons. And yes, there are people who like to drink pee for theraputic purposes.

Now, of course how you celebrate today is up to YOU, but always remember sometimes an Irish person is just an Irish person. And sometimes a stone covered in pee is a fetishists dream come true.

HAPPY St. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Questions, questions...YOU have the questions!!!

Wow. In the past 24 hours I have recieved dozens of questions. And I will get to work on them this afternoon.

Don't worry, answers are a-comin'!

Welcome, Kansas City Star Readers!!!

Hello one and all!

Welcome to my weblog.

in the upper left-hand corner, you'll notice a place where you can ask many a question anonymously.

And here is where I will answer them publicly.

Don't worry, you're safe here.

It's what I do.

And if you want more, I'll be on KKFI 90.1 this Wednesday at 10:30 with Mark Manning to discuss sex and spring. You can find my whole schedule on the Wink calendar.

Never be afraid to ask.