Guess who is having dinner with an STD expert tonight??
Yup, that's me.
And it turns out in New York City, in immigrant families virginity is so highly prized, that girl's boyfriends are not penetrating them at all.
Kudos to them!
They are having sex with their armpits.
Now there's a huge rise in armpit syphilis.
Don't look here until you digest your din-din.
Have a lovely Friday night!