Thursday, July 5, 2007

When you bring your husband's underwear to work...

It's time to reasess what you do.

On the wire:

"LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- A state forensics scientist who said she tested DNA in her husband's underwear to find out whether he was cheating could be disciplined if investigators determine she violated the use of state equipment."

To read the rest of the article, you can look here.

Sort of like a crack dealer marrying a DEA officer.

Cheating Husband: "honey, what are you doing?"

Forensic Scientist Wife: "Um, nothing"

CH: " that my UNDERWEAR???"

FSW: *pause*

FSW: "no"

CH: "Hon, i distinctly saw you stuff my jalapeno pepper boxers in your purse."

***Sounds of a pair of patent leathers scrambling out the door, into the car, and heading to work.***

And that's why open dialogue is KEY in relationships!!!