A: Ah, young grasshopper, you have much to learn. And boy howdy, have you come to the right place!!
This is a dildo:
This model, known as the "Randy Purple" is a classic dildo. Notice it's girth. Notice it's fairly stagnant nature. It's pretty straightforward. Grasp firmly, insert in appropriate hole, pull out.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.
REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!
Now, this is a vibrator:
Looks a little like our friend Randy, but has the difference of a small motor inside the base, which makes the whole thing buzz.
Now let's make your geometry teacher happy, shall we?
This is a Ven Diagram:
Let's say the right circle is vibrators, and the left side is dildos. Sometimes, a vibrator can be dildo shaped, but sometimes it's not.
Sometimes it looks like this:
Or this:
and PLEASE don't try and stick this up in ya:
So kids. Here's what we've learned.
1. Sometimes a dildo is just a dildo.
2. Sometimes it can be a vibrator as well.
3. But sometimes a vibrator is NOT dildo-shaped.
4. Geometry IS helpful!!!
5. Your geometry teacher would faint right now if they knew what you were doing.
This week is catch up on questions. So look for lots of updates!!!!
