Thursday, July 12, 2007

The Hitachi Magic Wand will buff your clit into oblivion!!!!

not really...


Ok,

This is the magic wand:

and it is a lovely tool. Tons of advantages to this one, kiddos.

-It plugs into your wall. that's right. No running out of batteries on this one.
- Lots of different attachments, for different kinds of fun.
-Lots of settings that can take you from "awwww, yeah" to "OH MY GOD" with the mere flick of a button.

But, as in many a Harry Potter sequel, the good does not exist without the bad.
Or the darkside, depending on whether your pre-Gen X or not.

For, dear readers, if you spend too much time on the wand, the batteries won't die out.
Nor will it look up at you and say "Um, I think that's enough for today."

So, over time, and if you and up using it for, oh, let's say 8 hours at a time, your clit can feel a little aboused.

But fear NOT!!!

The clitoris is a lovely little nub that bounces back in no time!

Just treat it like a sports injury.

No, not Icy Hot.

PLEASE no Icy Hot!!

Give it time to rest. Put the wand away. Please, step away from the wand. Go back to a little manual work. Say hello to your hand again! Make friends. Just give it a little time.

And no, you cannot become addicted to your vibrator. You CAN become obsessed with a vibrator, but an addiction must imply harm. There's a great article here.

So be happy, be healthy, and vibrate away.
Just take an occasional break, k?
k.