Orgy ettiquite 101

Q: What would you consider proper orgy ettiquette? please tell us your sex-expert thoughts on orgies.

A: Woah. A sexpert! I feel like miss USA with a dildo-encrusted crown!

And maybe i shouldn't use the word "encrust" with dildo ever, ever again.

There are definite rules and regulations when it comes to group sex. Let me don my little referee outfit and get to the task!

1. the first rule to remember about sex is that it is a powerful act. Not in that "mama is moralistic" way, but in the way that it releases all those lovely chemicals into your system. (see "Friends With Benefits" below) So know that you will be releasing them into your system. But, if you're in the orgy, that's probably the point.

2. Be careful about recreational drug use. Sometimes it can cloud your judgement just enough to think it's really a great idea to have unprotected anal sex or anal then vaginal sex. Feces in your vagina is never a good thing.

3. Make sure everyone is alright with it. Most people are, but once and a while, you have someone who accidently fell down the rabbit hole and is now trapped in "Alice in Wet-Naked-Slipperyland". That can be a very odd place to be.

4. If you are heading in with your significant other, make sure you are ok with it, and have a safe word or a time out scheduled to make sure you are still okay with it. If you are already chemically attached to another hman being, it can be a DOOZY to see them with someone else.

5. Know that you will come out a changed person. No matter how open you are to the experience, it will change you. Sometimes, not a bad thing, ust be ready.

6. Most importantly, BE SAFE AND HAVE FUN!!!